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Low self esteem issues?
Unsure how to act in public?
Low IQ?
Failing memory?
Aching joints?
Flaking scalp?
Trouble sleeping at night?
Anxiety Disorders?
Back problems?
Over active conscience?
Under active conscience?
Do you suffer from lack of facial expressions?
Mental inflexibility?
Poor posture?
Indecisive? Yes, no, maybe?
Poor judgment?
Can't hold your tongue?
Are you lacking initiative?
Lost insight?
Bouts of unexplained anger?
Hallucinations?
Living in the past?
Are you suffering from an acute lack of rhythm?
Industrial deafness?
Tone deaf?
Fluctuations in attention, alertness and wakefulness?
Insomnia?
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Relationship problems?
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Paranoid?
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Not sold in stores.
Avoid cheap imitations.
Tickets are limited.
One show only.
You deserve the best!
Trust Me!
Roll-up Roll-up one and all!
The Salesman is in town and does he have a deal for you!
Buy from The Salesman today and claim your prize.
Make friends and influence people.
Every ones a winner.
You can't lose!
Genuine product.
Limited availability.
Exclusive to The Salesman.
Don't suffer from loneliness anymore!
Why suffer from sadness, madness, shortness of breath, impotence, incontinence and/or baldness?
Low self esteem issues?
Unsure how to act in public?
Low IQ?
Failing memory?
Aching joints?
Flaking scalp?
Trouble sleeping at night?
Anxiety Disorders?
Back problems?
Over active conscience?
Under active conscience?
Do you suffer from lack of facial expressions?
Mental inflexibility?
Poor posture?
Indecisive? Yes, no, maybe?
Poor judgment?
Can't hold your tongue?
Are you lacking initiative?
Lost insight?
Bouts of unexplained anger?
Hallucinations?
Living in the past?
Are you suffering from an acute lack of rhythm?
Industrial deafness?
Tone deaf?
Fluctuations in attention, alertness and wakefulness?
Insomnia?
Recapture your youth!
The elixir of life.
Relationship problems?
Need more stamina?
Delusional?
Disillusioned?
Paranoid?
Don't waste anymore time!
Take control.
Act now!
Make the smart choice.
Not sold in stores.
Avoid cheap imitations.
Tickets are limited.
One show only.
You deserve the best!
Trust Me!