Press Release
The Phenomenon that is “The Salesman”
Victor Hugo famously coined the phrase “Nothing is more powerful than an idea whose time has come”. “The Salesman” is a phenomenon whose time has come.
Unquestionably he is an enigma of the highest order.
Brilliant original music with a purpose, performed with passion and precision.
Original, authentic, clever and substantial - he is the complete package.
He offers so much more than the typical band or musician.
"I suppose adding value to your product is standard practice if you are The Salesman".
It is truly perplexing just how deep, complex, intricate and completely genuine “The Salesman” is.
Forget about the usual music industry hype, this guy is genuinely good.
His show is so original, so exciting, so enriching, so completely right that it will blow your mind - Completely!
Sincere and absent of pretense, "The Salesman" is probably the most refreshing thing that I have ever witnessed within the music industry!
A decorated salesman. Sales leader in 1971.
But don't take my word for it, do yourself a favor and go find out for yourself. But be warned
"His venues are small so book early to avoid disappointment"
Through-out the review process it became apparent to me just how problematic it is to define an enigmatic show such as The Salesman's.
He is a paradox a dozen times over, and suitably his flagship product is called “The Salesman’s Paradox”.
A paradox is a phenomenon that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth, and is invaluable in promoting critical thinking.
What is his flagship product ? It is unknown, and he refuses to tell. All that he is prepared to say is "Trust me buy it, you won't regret it."
It is unnatural, of course, to trust a salesman of any kind.
"The Salesman will rouse your inner skeptic and free you from the tyranny of convention"
But in order to do this he must first debunk your notion of what is cliché, as opposed to what is clever, fashionable, popular and progressive.
The following is a list of frequently asked questions and answers has been compiled for your understanding of this phenomenon.
Questions and Answers
Is he a real salesman? Yes! History will confirm that he is the best that ever lived.
Is it true that he is prepared to sell anything? Almost.
The raw materials for his flagship product are sourced locally and overseas, is it true they are available to him at no cost? Yes!
The Israeli Shekel.
Is it true that he has kept his best product a secret - even from his customers? Yes!
While he sells almost anything, is it true that he is also selling his soul? Yes!
Has he ever sold out? Yes! Performing to sold-out audiences across the country! As a musician he sold-out years ago! Additionally- he has sold-out family and friends many times, and been sold-out by the same!
Is he a real salesman? Aren't we all!
Is he an actor? Aren't we all!
Is he a business man? Aren't we all!
Is he a Singer/Song Writer? Yes!
Is he the first person to ever sell a priceless item and not cheapen; himself, the item that was sold or the person buying? Yes, he is "the one and only" to ever achieve this.
Is he a fictional super hero? "The Salesman" is a hybrid born from two distinct forces; 100% fiction and 100% fact.
Is he a real person? Yes, but at the same time no.
Is he prepared to sell polished turds? No!
Does he sell snake oil? Yes, he is prepared to sell low and medium grade snake oil, but he refuses to sell high grade snake oil on principle.
Can he dance? No, but I have been told that he dances all the way to the bank - regularly!.
Can he be trusted? Yes! Really? Yes! Are you kidding with me? No!
Does he have his own political party? No of course not! That's just silly.
Does he like advertising? Yes and No.
Does he have a thing for clocks? Yes! He hates them.
Is he cliché in anyway? No!
Is it true that he can read people like a book? Yes!
During his shows does art imitate life and life imitate art simultaneously? Yes! it's a world exclusive.
Does he have a remedy to cure all of society's ills? Yes!
Is it true that he sells placebos? Yes! Double and triple strength placebos are also available.
Is all this fuss really necessary? Yes!
Did he write this Press Release? What do you think?
For more information be sure to visit his website.
http://www.thesalesman.biz
